comment icon 46 more comments Goodbye sweatpants, hot chocolate, and book that I’ve been trying to finish for a year. Hello you mean old alarm clock. You mean old alarm clock that quacks at me every morning at 5am. Mmmhm. That’s quack, like a duck. I can’t think of anyone in the world who would want to wake up that way except my special boy. So, yes. We wake up to quacking alarm clocks and we eat eggplant pizza. We’re special together, I guess. But these eggplant pizzas really are special in a delicious way, so don’t write the specialness off just yet. Crispy, golden brown outside, tangy tomato sauce, toppings, and melted cheese. It’s an almost-pizza and it’s yummy. Bjork took seconds, I took thirds, and even my sweet 10-year-old friend ate these pizzas and enjoyed them. And here’s something to brighten your Monday – they’re healthy! Cause this weekend? My eating? Let’s just say there might have been a bucket of french fries and a Juicy Lucy involved. So I guess today is a new day when I eat healthy things like eggplant pizza covered in melted cheese. Cool. And here’s the part where you leave me a suggestion for an alarm clock ringtone that won’t make me crazy. 4.9 from 8 reviews In exchange for a pizza? Please?